BROKEN
‘Oh my God, I didn’t just see that, there must have been a mistake somewhere’, so I said to myself driving and swifting pass cars on the street like fast and furious but with tears in my eyes (winks), hitting the wheel of my car screaming at the top of my voice like someone loosing her mind. Park! Park! Park! With one loud siren sounding in my head was the next thing I heard, thinking it was my mind still playing tricks on me so I ignored and continued soliloquizing. Looking out of my window, I saw one man on bike with one big helmet on his head shouting and pointing to the side of the road, ‘park this car’ he said to me, then I realized who he was (all this LASMA in lagos sha), I immediately parked. ‘You must be a very stupid woman’ was the first thing this yeye LASMA said to me, you have broken more than a dozen road laws and he continued ranting insult and words at me (this was a typical Insult added to my Injure), I said to him ‘oga calm down nau’ he replied by saying ‘all th